Tales of Waring: table of contents

a look at mj lorenzo’s second book

Tales of Waring

Table of Contents =

Outline of Pages

(and links thereto)

Stroudsburg
newspaper and calling card advertise Dr. Lorenzo as
coordinator of new Drug and Alcohol Program

Yes, you got it.

Bill Blackburn said I should write this book, because he didn't know how.

I was living in the neighborhood –

Pocono mountains in northeast Pennsylvania –

I’d dropped out of my psychiatry residency in Philly,

I was running a little drug and alcohol treatment program –

a methadone program in the Poconos for New York City heroin addicts.

Bill wanted me to write a funny little book about our laugh and a half
NEIGHBOR

Fred Waring

and it ended up, it took us
to Hell
and to Hades
BOTH.

Dr. Lorenzo to Ellen

on The Ellen DeGeneres TV Show, 2019

Table of Contents
and Links

Title Page

Frontispiece

a note regarding the Waring Collection cartoons

(this) Table of Contents

Part I title page - Introduction: A Fairy Tale World

Tale 1. Vishnu’s Pulse

Tale 2. The Origin of Becky

Tale 3. A Great Golden Fairy Tale

Part II title page - A Winegod and His Chorus of Satyrs and Maenads

Tale 4. The Mar-Tee-ni Club

Tale 5. If You Can Putt You Can Putt!

Tale 6. The Bull in the China Shop

Tale 7. Ten Thousand a Hole

Tale 8. Where the Ten Thousand Comes From

Tale 9. How It All Started

Tale 10. Bombed in N.Y. and L.A. (and Even Fred’s Sister’s Buffet)

Tale 11. The Biggest Boozer of Them All

Tale 12. Made in the True Image of God

Tale 13. The True Story of Doctor Waring (When Ray Had a Boil on His Cheek)

Tale 14. Into the Orchestra Pit

Tale 15. How Yvette Got Out On the Road (the First Time)

Tale 16. It’s Like a Family (Y’Know)

Tale 17. How Tommy Quit Fred

Tale 18. How to Write a Book about Fred Waring

Part III title page - The Best Promotion Man Fred Waring Had

Tale 19. I Want That Book Stopped

Tale 20. The Hoha Theory

Tale 21. How to Understand a Storyteller

Tale 22. Psyching Out the Trick

Tale 23. Behind the Risers

Tale 24. I Was Like a Novelist

Tale 25. He Married Betty Ann and Bought Her a –

Tale 26. He Never Tells That Story

Tale 27. Mother Waring’s Apple Dumpling

Tale 28. I Put Him in His Place

Tale 29. That Man’s Sitting Out There and Is Gold

Tale 30. Plus the Fact I Married Queen Bee

Tale 31. The Last Big Thing Bill Did for Fred

Tale 32. Respecting Mr. Waring

Part IV title page - The Best Promotion Man Fred Waring Had, concl.

Tale 33. Frightening Fred Waring

Tale 34. Tempering Fred Waring

Tale 35. Respecting Yourself

Tale 36. The ‘Nightmare Confession Defense’

Tale 37. The ‘Failed Would-Be Writer’ Trial

Tale 38. How Important Is Betty Ann?

Tale 39. A Little Tiny Man Seventy-Three

Tale 40. A ‘Formal Complaint’ Against mj lorenzo

Tale 41. The Dinah Shore Story

Tale 42. Those Audiences Are My People

Tale 43. I Married Her So She’d Quit

Tale 44. Should There Be a Benediction?

Part V – Addenda

Appendix I: Presse Ocean article linking Barack Obama and Mareen Duvall

Appendix II: publisher's note: Regards to Jean-Paul Sartre

Appendix III: Dr. Lorenzo Makes It into the Guinness Book of Records

Appendix IV: The Dr. responds to U.S. high school hackers of ‘a look at mj lorenzo’s Tales of Waring’

Appendix V: Dr. Lorenzo's creative inspiration, 'The LIFEbegood STOMPalong BLUES'

Bibliography: books, articles, records, CDs, photos, images, cartoons, concert programs,

library collections, private collections, web addresses, etc., drawn upon
while constructing this 'look at' mj lorenzo's Tales of Waring

Image Catalogue: every image in the present work and a link thereto
and then some

Postscript: farewell thoughts on: a look at mj lorenzo's second book
Tales of Waring

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