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Tale 44

 

Should There Be a Benediction?

 

 

 large cartoon
              showing band, chorus and conductor, Fred Waring - by
              Devlin

complete 360° photograph of the cartooned tabletop given Waring by Harry Devlin

which the latter signed lower left:

‘Harry Devlin Pres. [President] National Cartoonists Society ’56-‘57’[1]

 

“And I think,” said the Dr. to Sammy Martinez during a phone call in early 2019, “that right here we should add that it probably would not have cut into his crowd size a bit if, at the end of his live concerts, Fred Waring had turned around to the audience a last time, just like he did before and after every number all night long, and said – or if he had conducted the Pennsylvanians in SINGING these words, better still – right here, after the end of the Dionysian American Christian musical service he had just masterminded, conducted and officiated,...

 

The LORD bless you, and keep you;

The LORD make His face shine on you,

And be gracious to you;

The LORD lift up His countenance on you,

And give you peace.[2]

 

Blessed be the LORD, the God of Israel,

From everlasting to everlasting.

Amen, and Amen.[3]

 

...because, as I know you understand about Fred Waring, Sammy, and you’ve always said you agreed with me on this: most of the people who attended his live concerts considered themselves The True Israel, the true and REAL Christians of America, the ‘New Israel’, the only REAL Americans, in fact, God’s NEW Chosen People through whom, more than anyone else, the Lord Almighty would continue to shape and mold human events in preparation for his Return, the ‘Second Coming’, even though they didn’t think about it much from day to day. It was written in their genes and hovered there unconscious of itself, or semi-consciously, from some time back in the 1500s when Calvin’s mid-Renaissance church revolution spread from French Protestant Switzerland to England, Scotland, Holland, France, Germany, and then all over the globe, carrying this kind of Calvinist thinking with it. And if Fred had closed a concert like that, those audiences, 'My People', as Fred called them, would not have been much more than just a tiny bit surprised and not at all put off by a benediction, especially if he had led up to it with 'Give Me Your Tired Your Poor', or 'God Bless America', or 'Bless This House', or 'God’s Trombones', as he sometimes ended his concerts anyway, down through the years.

 

“A live Waring concert was a holy – a sacred – event,” the Dr. added.

 

“A benediction might cut into our audience,” Sammy said, “our reading audience.”

 

“So be it. If they’ve gotten this far they’re too numb to be anything but blessed, even if they’re asleep. Or dead. From the reading ordeal.”

 

“Before anyone has had a chance to read it for themselves, I mean,” Sammy clarified, “your loudmouth critics will have lain into you publicly for quoting the Bible in this ‘new and outrageous, tasteless way’, for turning our book into a religious service, essentially, and that’s the reason no one will be ‘surprised’ when they see it on the page, assuming they ever pick it up to read in the first place, after they’ve heard about how you’ve tried to 'proselytize' them in our book.”

 

“Good,” said Dr. Lorenzo. “Bill Blackburn, Waring’s great promotions man, said that for our Drug and Alcohol Program in Stroudsburg, “All publicity is good publicity,” even when I got sued by an addict patient for responding incorrectly to a subpoena to testify about him in court, and it hit the Pocono Record and I thought it was the end of my career.[4] Also, Virginia said in her book that Fred always said to his harshest critics, ‘I don’t care what you say about me as long as you spell my name right’.[5]

 

“m.

 

“j.

 

“lorenzo.”

 

“M and J and L and O,...

 R-e-N-z-Bleep-bleep O.”

 

“It’s a good thing we’re not trying to make money,” Sammy responded, as if he still didn't like the idea.

 

“I’m sorry but I’m up there now, 76, and I keep getting more religious Christian, not less, no matter how hard I try not to. If people don’t like the benediction, xxxxxxx ‘em. This is a TRUE story. Anybody who's read this far will deserve a healing by now. Tales of Waring is wonderful but grueling. I don’t know if Jung's 'collective unconscious' made this book happen in me, it's too complicated a subject to unravel, I think maybe both of us think that, but whatever, the result is kick-ass."


Sammy held his silence because he knew more was coming.


"I used to write to please others, but I have a quote by my bed here in Mexico of Guru Garland saying that the best musicians perform to please themselves, not anyone else, and I like the idea of pleasing myself and blessing the readers right here. It pleases me. It makes me feel good. They should appreciate a blessing after an ordeal like this. It’s not easy to read your own and everyone else’s (starting with mj lorenzo's) never-ending, reverberating, enervating nightmare.”

 

“I agree!!” said Sammy maybe too emphatically as he thought, so he added: "If the Editorial Board has a problem, I'll overrule them. You're the original author. You get last say."

 

“Bless you, reader!!!” said Dr. Lorenzo, “you are special indeed, for making it to...

 



– The End – [6]





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LOOK

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mj lorenzo's second BOOK


Tales of Waring
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typical neat and tidy
              Pennsylvania red barn with white fences and cloudy sky and
              fall colors in trees 

a horse farm in the tiny hamlet of Tusseyville, Pennsylvania

one farming county (35 miles) from
Fred Waring’s rural Appalachian Pennsylvania hometown of Tyrone


[1]  More information on this cartoon may be found in the prefatory note, “a note regarding the Waring Collection cartoons,” and in Tales 11 and 18 (where selected portions of the cartoon appear), “The Biggest Boozer of Them All” (one portion at top of page, another at bottom), and “How to Write a Book about Fred Waring” (bottom of page).

 

[2]  Numbers 6:24-26. New American Standard Bible.

 

[3]  Psalm 41:13. New American Standard Bible.

 

[4]  The Dr. won that suit in Federal Court in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and settled two suits in Colorado years later in his career as psychiatrist. “Just three suits,” he said, “and none won by the other side. That’s not bad after treating THOUSANDS of the most difficult mental illness cases in prisons, penitentiaries, state mental hospitals, private hospitals, public and private outpatient mental health programs and my own private practice, not to mention the patients treated by clinicians who worked under my license, who likewise could have sued. I always took patients nobody else wanted,” he added, “and I supervised many therapists whose patients could have gone after me. Which means, I think, that most of the people I doctored felt they were helped. That’s my impression. I helped people, even some of the worst suffering people on the planet. But I don’t take ANY of the credit. I can’t. I just learned from the best teachers in the world how to let healing energy run through me – from the Source of Healing – to people who needed it.”

 

[5]  Virginia Waring, op. cit., p. 367.

 

[6]  Dr. Lorenzo sent one note more to Sammy as they were closing down the project to publish their ‘look at’ Tales of Waring: “I’ve always loved working on this book because it took me back to my parents’ world, the good ol' days when people still sang love songs. Hearing the Waring love songs still reminds me of how my parents loved each other, and their love produced me. It gave me life, brought me into the world. It protected and surrounded me. I remember sitting in my mother’s lap in Florence, at the Browns’ across the street from the parsonage, before we got our TV, watching Fred Waring on the Browns’ TV half asleep and dreaming, with my head between her breasts, and my father and big sister a few feet away, all of us having gone to great excited and happy effort to take a break from serious preacher work and go watch a FUN! Fred Waring choral extravaganza on TV. Any child could get the essence of a Waring show. The pranks and jokes on a Waring recording still remind me of how my father joked with everybody in the family and church and neighborhood. My mother was more serious. I think I’m affected by Waring’s music so profoundly, at least partly because it takes me back to that love, when I often feel there’s nobody left in the world who loves me like my parents did. I was about 15 when one day suddenly it dawned on me that for the past fifteen years I had been falling in love with first one parent, for maybe a year or two, and then the other parent, for about the same amount of time. I’d switch back and forth in my dreamy infatuation, blithely ignoring anything Sigmund Freud or Carl Jung taught about 'normal' and 'abnormal' psychodynamics, since happily at that point I hadn’t heard of them. Maybe it wasn’t normal, my falling in love with BOTH parents, but nobody complained. Maybe nobody noticed but me. I’m sure I’m not making this up. It really happened, because I remember the day I realized how I was constituted, as far as loving parents was concerned. Ever since 15 I’ve honored that dawning realization and kept the understanding alive in myself, my own special secret, which you are the first to hear because just a few years later I learned that Freud said a boy was supposed to fall in love with his mother, not his father, and everybody right then thought Freud was gospel. (You can print this revelation if you want. I don't keep many secrets any more.) And Waring’s music, maybe better than any other trick, zaps me right back to that feeling of bliss surrounded by love. And I know that their love for each other and for me and my sister and everybody else came from another source, at least partly. The love for life and eros were built into them by biology, but there was an added dimension provided by basking in a religion and its worldview, which was founded on love and forgiveness and faith, and though you could twist an argument for thinking that maybe a Grateful Dead concert could produce the same effect in some people, I think that in me, at least, that effect is produced – certainly in my case – better by Waring’s than by Jerry Garcia’s music.”
   

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