the whole dad-gum
and really splendiferous
Part II Title
Page
of mj lorenzo’s
original best-seller fourth book
Part II
The White
House Christmas Concert
including
The Nearly
Trashed Honeymoon
of Bill
Blackburn and Betty Ann McCall Blackburn
a farce
of a
( ? political ? )
party
because concocted by The President
in 1972
not for celebrating the nation’s
high holy days or its sacred daily life
like the important marriage of
opposites occurring at this winter solstice
but rather for a banal and unholy
hidden purpose
of discrediting and ruining
Mrs. Nixon’s Legs
starring
Bill and Betty
Ann Blackburn as storyspelling
funnymooners
and featuring
as nemesis become noble
hero (finally)
Fred Waring
& Richard Milhouse Nixon
playing (1) dunce-upon-a-time
The Human Race as Audience
but suffering in
a critical role (meanwhile) as
(2) Mr. Waring’s
whipping boy
with
The Nixon
Administration Cabinet as political
partiers in cameo roles (or less)
& White House
Staff (even nobodies) walking away with
pivotal plot parts (therefore)
& Mrs. Nixon & Mrs. Eisenhower doing a lovely
pair of First Lady (bit) parts
while Ike Eisenhower for his big part
had to be missed
sorely by all as Commander in Chief
and last but not least
young doctor mj lorenzo held over as
universal and all-time best-loved
Clown Behind
the Scenes and
Perpetual
Seeker of Ultimate Truth Between the Lines
wherever it may
lie hidden in classified Secret Service files
or the rest of the universe