chapter thirteen
and the whole blinkin' daggone
authentic but famous yet beautifulunctious perscrumptious
ritual Blackburn-McCall wedding ceremony
in Fred Waring's celebrated celebrity living room
recorded on genuine Stroudsburg Pennsylvania
Sears cassette sound tape and machine
also called
Paris street poster advertising Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians in concert (in the Salle Pleyel July 3 1928) includes a cartoon of the band by John Held
(translated from
French:)
Pleyel Hall, 252
Faubourg Saint-Honoré (number and street) (northwest of
the Arc de Triomphe)
Tuesday July 3 1928
at 9 PM
Doors Open
at 8:30
BY GENERAL DEMAND
after their triumph
of June 18
RARE EXTRA CONCERT
by WARING’S PENNSYLVANIANS
Fred Waring director Tom Waring soloist
exclusively for
Gramophone 78 RPM records
“His
Master’s Voice”
‘Collegiate’
Orchestra Without Compare
Sponsored by Pleyel
Pianos (French piano manufacturer)
(and at very
bottom:)
Reserved Seating in
the Orchestra 70 francs; Orchestra Boxes 100 per seat; General
Seating in the Orchestra: First Section 50 francs; Second 40;
First Balcony Boxes 40 per seat; 1st Sect. 35, 2nd
25 (etc.)
I believe...
“Guru,” someone asked Joey’s guru on tape once: “How do we realize Truth? Is it really possible?”1
The Waring living
room at the Gatehouse was a long, high-ceilinged 'hall' barely
reminiscent of the estate horse stable it once had been.
Colonial-paned glass doors extended the length of the right
side where wooden stable doors once opened. Windows along the
left, or west wall were only very high up, and in them
You must ask the Master how to do it, answered the guru.2
During the ceremony
people were seated on, or standing behind, or around, the
white wool couches and easy chairs. They were dressed in good
winter clothes. Canary yellow area rugs spotted the internally
heated stone floor.
Kenny Matthews
stood mid-wall on the right, his back to the door-sized
horse-stable windows and the spectacle of snow outside them
glistening on branches. Bill and Betty Ann faced him and the
snow; and Poley, Mark, Paul Waring and Dlune clustered by
them, backs to the crowd. Betty Ann wore a baby blue
double-knit tight floor-length dress. And her soft blonde hair
flowed almost to her trim waist. Dlune wore a long tight brown
knit dress that she had worn to three previous weddings. She
and Betty Ann each wore one of two Swedish traditional wedding
brooches given Betty Ann by her adoptive mother. Bill's full
head of hair was prematurely white above his double-knit blue
suit.
That was why that power manifested itself into a body, into the Perfect Master, the guru said.3
Mj stood behind a
Waring couch dressed in the brown three-piece English wool
tweed suit he had purchased on King's Road, Chelsea, during
his grand twelve-week motor-scooter tour of
The Perfect Master came and removed all the darkness, and brought the supreme Light into the world, the guru explained simply. Many Perfect Masters had come into the world over the course of human history.4
Fred and Virginia
Waring had faded into the background somewhere.
The piano
processional, a solemn, respectful, anticipatory piece, ended,
leaving only silence.
If you find him, you will get it, said Joey’s guru.5
Happily, since the stained glass was high in the west windows, and the December sun was setting early, realms of dazzling church-colored light moved slowly up the ceremony side of the room, vibrating when branches blew outside. Their see-through layer of dancing abstract-expressionist color repainted the original canvas of participants.6
Kenny Matthews
spoke to all: “There was a marriage in a home at Cana in
Now he spoke to the
two he was marrying: “Bill and Betty Ann, as we gather here
today, God affirms you in the decision that you have made with
each other, and in the contract that you have provided to one
another.”
He looked at the
guests. “Let us all pray. Our Heavenly Father, you have given
us life, and life in abundance. And as we gather here this day
we celebrate this life. And you have given us life to share,
and Bill and Betty Ann have taken this life to share together.
And so we praise you, oh God, we praise you in the name of
Jesus Christ. Amen.”
He addressed all,
but mostly the special couple: “As God's chosen
representatives of the new humanity, that which is purified
and beloved of God himself, let us be merciful in action, and
kindly in heart, and humble in mind. Accept life and be most
patient and tolerant with one another. Forgive as freely as
the Lord has forgiven you. And above everything else, be truly
loving; and let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts,
remembering that as members of the one Body you are called to
live in harmony. And never forget to be thankful for what God
has done for you, and what God has given you.”
He spoke more
softly, looking carefully at the groom first, then at the
bride: “Bill..., and Betty Ann..., you have come together
according to God's wonderful plan for creation, and now before
these people I ask that you say your vows together. Bill, do
you take Betty Ann to be your wife?”
“I do,” said Bill
quite softly.
“And Betty Ann, do
you take Bill to be your husband?”
“I do,” she said,
just as softly.
In silence the
rings, just salvaged from the warm stone floor where they had
been dropped by little Mark, ‘plink plink plink’, were
exchanged with extra care.
Bill repeated
solemnly after Ken, barely audibly: “Betty Ann, I ask you to
dwell... to dwell in the warmth of understanding... and
love.... From this moment on... we will share our troubles and
joys,... our triumphs and defeats,... as a family...
performing the will of God.”
Betty Ann repeated
solemnly after Ken, even less audibly, the same vow, which she
and Bill had composed together: “Bill, I ask you to dwell...
to dwell in the warmth of understanding... and love.... From
this moment on... we will share our troubles and joys,... our
triumphs and defeats,... as a family... performing the will of
God.”
In the silence many
handkerchiefs were noticeable.
Ken continued after a pause with his voice raised slightly: “The Apostle Paul said that Love is slow to lose patience. It looks for a way of being constructive. It is not possessive. It is neither anxious to impress nor does it cherish inflated ideas of its own importance. Love has good manners and does not pursue selfish advantage. It is not touchy; it does not keep account of evil or gloat over the wickedness of other people. On the contrary, it is glad with all good men when Truth prevails. And love knows no limit to its endurance, and no end to its trust, and no fading of its hope: it can outlast anything. And it still stands when all else has fallen.7
“Let us all pray.
Eternal God, without your grace and your love, no promise is
sure. And we pray you will strengthen Betty Ann and Bill with
the gift of your Spirit, so they may fulfill the vows that
they have taken and remain faithful to each other and to you.
Help them to appreciate in each other their humanity. Help
them to understand and to be forgiving. And fill them with
such love and joy that they may build a home where no one is a
stranger. Guide them by your word to serve you all the days of
their lives. For we pray in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord,
to whom be honor and glory for ever, and ever. Amen.”
The piano introduced a piece that was a collation of 'I Believe', sung in English by the men of the Pennsylvanians, and 'Ave Maria', sung in Latin by the women, all without their usual conductor, a terrible, maybe even devilish, plan.8
A-ve Ma-ri-a... I
BE-LIEVE!... gra-ti-a ple-na...
For ev-'ry drop
of rain that falls,... Do-minus te-cum.
A flow-er grows.
I BE-LIEVE that
some-where in the dark-est night,
Be-ne-di-cta tu,
A can-dle
glows.... Be-ne-di-cta
tu in mu-li-e-ri-bus,
in
mu-li-e-ri-bus, et be-ne-di-ctus fru-ctus ven-tris tu-i
Je - - - - - - - sus.
Sancta Maria...
I BE-LIEVE for
ev-'ry-one who goes a-stray,
Some-one will
come to show the way...
The poor
Pennsylvanians were falling apart without a conductor. Fred
came forward to lead them and they continued with added
conviction:
I BE-LIEVE, I
BE-LIEVE... o-ra
pro no-bis,
O-ra pro no-bis
pec-ca-to-ri-bus,
Nunc,... I
BE-LIEVE a-bove the storm the small-est
pray'r...
Will still be
heard.
I BE-LIEVE that
some-one in the great some-where hears
ev-'ry word... et
in ho-ra,
Nunc et in ho-ra
mor-tis no-strae.
Ev-'ry time I
hear a new-born ba-by cry,
Or touch a leaf,
or see the sky,
Then I know why
I BE-LIEVE!
A
- men, a - men.9
After a brief
silence Ken said: “So now in the name of the Holy Catholic
Church and the
The piano played a
bouncy baroque recessional while Bill and Betty Ann kissed and
hugged the guests gathering around them.
We sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.10
If you didn't find a Master to show you the way, you wouldn't get it, the guru said. He wasn’t to be found in caves or mountains. If you searched, though, he said, you would find him.11
1
The Living Master, p. 25.
2
Ibid.
3
Ibid.
4
Ibid., pp. 25; 95.
5 Ibid., pp. 25.
6
Virginia Waring described the living room of the Gatehouse in
her biography of her husband, Fred Waring and the
Pennsylvanians (p. 272): “The living room, formerly the
garage for the carriages, is fifty feet long and twenty-four
feet wide. Fred installed
7
I Corinthians, 13:4-8. J.
B. Phillips translator, The
New Testament in Modern English,
8
The Ave Maria
(‘Hail Mary’). Translation from Latin: “Hail, Mary, full of
grace, the Lord be with you. Blessed art thou among women and
blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of
God, pray for us, pray for us sinners, now, and in the hour,
now and in the hour of our death. Let it be so, let it be so.”
The first part of the prayer, up through the word 'Jesus',
traditionally called 'The Annunciation', is a condensation of
Luke chapter 1, verses 26-38, where the angel Gabriel appears
to Mary and informs her of Heaven's plans for her to bear a
very special child. The words after 'Jesus', however, are not
in Scripture. Nor are they supported by Scripture in any way,
as Protestants have always decried. They were added by an
Early and/or Medieval Roman church increasingly obsessed by
the notion that ordinary people, like little children in a
household dominated by a power-proud hierarchy of aloof males,
little everyday people not authorized or sanctified by
Supermommy or The Official Bureaucratic Hierarchy In Rome were
too imperfect and unholy to enjoy a direct devout prayer
relationship with God, so had to rely on the beneficent
approachability of 'proper channels' like officially
designated saints and 'mothers and grannies of God' or priests
of a thousand bewildering kinds to get access to God, an idea
which every reformer of the church debunked as contrary to all
Judaeo-Christian tradition, contrary to the entire thrust of
the Old and New Testaments and everything Scripture had ever
taught. And the whole prayer, then, as used forever
nevertheless and even still today among 'stubborn' Roman
Catholics who refuse to be 're-formed', de-deluded and
de-superstitionized of it (and, as ardent conservative
Protestants would complain, as prayed and repeated
self-hypnotizingly again and again, and again and again, and
some more, until one feels as disempowered, as immobilized,
helpless, stripped of worth and passive and ugly as a rotted
vegetable, while also as self-hypnotized and self-stoned as a
pothead, during masses and in-home funereal services after
someone like Hechizo is pipe-bludgeoned and dies in the
street, in countries like Catholic Mexico) is called the Ave Maria. BUT: as the
Dr. said, 'were all that as it were', the Ave Maria was a
beautiful thing AS A SONG, especially when combined with "I
Believe,' especially when sung by The Pennsylvanians, and most
of all, especially when sung at the wedding of friends as good
as Bill and Betty Ann.
9
"I Believe," words and music by Ervin Drake, Irvin Graham,
Jimmy Shirl and Al Stillman. Copyright 1952 Cromwell Music,
Inc.,
10
Alcoholics Anonymous (AA), ‘Eleventh Step’. The ‘Twelve Steps’
are the stages of self-healing by which AA members organize
chronologically their recovery from dependence on alcohol. The
guidelines for the 12 steps are detailed in a big thick book
which AA members call ‘The Big Book’. Dr. Lorenzo referred to
most of the earlier ten steps in his second book, Tales of Waring,
which recorded the first interview (of three) with the
Blackburns, and included many of Bill’s funny (but not so
funny) stories about severe endemic alcohol abuse in the
Waring Organization. It was a subject that interested the Dr.
for many reasons, including the fact that throughout the three
years he lived in the Poconos area he was Director of the
Tri-County Drug and Alcohol Program.
11
The Living Master, p. 25.