the whole
huckstery heck of an original
Part I
Title Page ( ! )
for mj’s
original book
Part I
Mrs.
Nixon’s Legs
the ceremonious
courtship and most holy matrimony
of Bill
Blackburn
and Betty Ann McCall
!
a real-life romantic comedy
and melodramatic event !
based on the true and truly
great !
golden Fred Waring fairy tale !
crafted and told to friend after
friend and honed to perfection by
Bill
Blackburn !
master storyteller of the Huron Tribe and Inexterminable Huron Nation !
starring
Bill Blackburn & Betty Ann
McCall !!!
as
Their Own Comic
& Romantic Usual Selves ( ! )
and featuring also
the celebrated and incomparable 20th
century
as
both
Volunteer Ogre and Reluctant Savior
( ! )
( two roles sadly execrable but
sadly demanded by theater-going audiences )
and beloved Poley McClintock !! as
Perennial
Clown Sidekick to Mr. Waring !!
( and Very
Pathetic !! Wannabe
Father-of-the-Bride !! )
with
Mrs. Nixon as very lovely
!! ( because so
pleasantly earthy ! ) First Lady
!!!
and
Jimmy Stewart ! as
nominal
leader of a flood-surviving pickup truck load of
stand-up celebrities playing their
own cameo selves !! ( hauled in from the
airport without charge ! )
and also: young Dlune Lorenzo !! as
Pretty
Feisty Matron of Honor !
and last ( but not least
! ) of all
Young Doctor of
Psychiatrizing
mj
lorenzo !!!!
as
Unwittingly
Witty
( Because So Disastrously
Unfittingly Sincere and Calvinismly Honest ) ( ! )
Perpetual
Seeker of
Truth Lurking Between the Lines
!!!